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# Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.
Anon
# If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge.
Henry Spencer
# Be careful about using the following code -- I've only proven that it works, I haven't tested it.
Donald Knuth
# The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Bertrand Russell
# The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.
Tom Cargill